What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 15:25
Do you know what she said mum?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Are there any guys, crossdressers, or transgender girls here who wear tampons?
What! how could you do that?
True - how I loved my mum!
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
What do you think of Obito Uchiha?
What do you mean son?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
What are 5 ways that can be done by the community to improve the public transport system?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?